While we don’t have any B-list comedians or Jamie Lynn Spears to make colorful comments on each topic, we do have bandwidth and a partially captive audience, so let’s get started, shall we?

Girls, girls, girls.
2005 was the first year we had a pregnant person on staff. See, Electric Pulp had long been overrun by 6′2″, brown-haired guys. Our office is painted in man colors, we talk about German cars and American motorcycles, we play cards and pick-up volleyball games…guy’s stuff, you get it. Enter 2005…two more non 6′2″, non-guy (but possibly German) recruits join the team and begin to tip the scale. Now we have things like birthday cakes and thank you cards. It’s a brave new Pulp.

New office.
Nope. 2006.

Web development.
Let the record show that ‘05 Electric Pulp kicked ‘04 Electric Pulp’s butt. While our press releases found a fate similar to PulpMail, our infatuation with the Internet has held strong. We met new clients/friends, launched progressive new technologies and introduced the world to a lot of really nice websites.

Wellness.
Marching alongside our friends at WELCOA, the Pulp dropped a great white shark into the personal health fish bowl. Wellstream Online is aggressively changing the face of the Personal Health Assessment industry and loudly proclaiming “nah, nah, nah”.

New technologies.
2005 was the year EP pioneered some new technologies. 2006 is the year we plan to talk about them though. Hold tight.

Babies.
One, that we know of.

Philanthropy.
We’re all heart at the Pulp…big sweeties. Those of you who see us in action might beg to differ, but we did produce some pretty exciting “good cause” projects in ‘05. It’s our way of making up for a few years of adolescent indiscretion. Similarly, writing this is our way of proving to our mothers that we’re atoning.

That’s it.
What can we say? This was meant for pulpMail - we have to stop somewhere.