POSTED BY stefan Dec 01, 2006
Can’t wait to meet the new neighbors
Michael Hall (otherwise known as M2 around here) found this gem on the Onion:
Overpopulation Concerns Force U.S. To Reopen South Dakota
WASHINGTON, DC—Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne announced yesterday that, in order to deal with a growing population that just passed 300 million, the U.S. will reopen the immense, barren region known as South Dakota for the first time since it was shuttered in 1931. “Though no human being has stepped foot on that desolate soil for the better part of a century, we believe it is the best option for addressing the overcrowding we see in the country’s habitable states,” Kempthorne said. “The great, uncharted territory of South Dakota is henceforth open, with plenty of space for anyone who wants it—anyone at all.” According to Kempthorne, if national population continues to grow at this rate, his agency may consider lifting the federal ban on non-Mormon residents in Utah.
POSTED BY stefan Mar 16, 2006
Can’t juggle? Pack your bags.
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For those of you who don’t know David Hunnicutt of the Wellness Councils of America, he’s on the shortlist of the most charismatic and intelligent people in the world.
We’ve been working with him for eight years, so we felt like we knew him pretty well. Imagine our surprise when we found some grainy footage that would seem to portray Dr. Hunnicutt showing off his mad juggling skills under the alias of ‘Chris Bliss‘.
The jury is still out on whether this is legitimate footage or not, so we decided it was important to investigate a bit further and compare headshots from his/their two official websites:
David and Chris, respectively.
Anyway, we’re still not convinced one way or the other, but we better get back to practicing our new juggling techniques. If David is doing it, it must in some way make you a healthier more effective worker. Don’t worry David, we won’t bill you for our time. This one’s on us.