Looking for a job? We're trolling for an apt geek.

[ep] is trolling for a web developer with massive potential. Said developer should be friends with:

• XHTML
• CSS

…and be familiar with:

• PHP
• JavaScript

…and be suspicious of:

• ColdFusion
• FrontPage

…and be intrigued with:

• PhotoShop
• Flash

Oh yeah, and he/she should be completely awesome too.